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Feb 22

Notes to Ryan Stout 6

Dear Mr. Stout –

I don’t know how else to say this, so here it is:  My sister wants to fight you.  I took her to one of your shows, as part of her therapy, and since then, she hasn’t talked about anything else except fighting you.  Listen, I know it’s a big thing, but you’d be doing me a solid if you’d agree to fight her.  It might help her to be more like she was before the accident.  You don’t even have to go easy on her – really beat the shit out of her if you want.  She only weighs, like, 90 lbs. or so, and she can’t really see out of her left eye, so you can really go to town on her.  Let us know.

Yours in Christ,

Robert Yasumura