Notes to Ryan Stout 3
Mr. Stout – I understand you do not approve of the prevalence of vampire films on television. Well let me tell you something, funny man: Vampire culture saved my daughter’s life. She’s a little peculiar looking and has trouble understanding social cues. But when she saw ‘Underworld’ she new she wanted to fight the lycans and act sexy. Although we had to give our dog Baxter to a shelter, she now has three friends and every Thursday goes to some kind of youth group at the mall. So how about you don’t use your celebrity influence to stop vampire films? Because you could be killing my kid. And by the way, smart guy, a status update is for things like “I just finished scrapbooking” and “I had the dream again last night.” Not your little political diatribes. So, let’s just keep it that way, OK sport. Yours in Christ, Robert Yasumura.
