Sep
19
Notes to Ryan Stout 2
Dear Mr. Stout –
I am the Mayor of a new community on the outskirts of Detroit, which we are currently calling “New Hobo Town.” And I was elected Mayor, no matter what Angry Sally might tell you. We’d like to offer you a booking at our performance venue (it’s not so much a theater as a clearing where we fight animals and have impromptu sex shows). We can meet your quote, as long as you don’t mind being paid in dental fillings. If you could come up with some hobo-centric material, it might help. Our audiences get a little intense. Let us know.
Yours in Christ,
The Honorable “Diabetic Dandy” Robert Yasumura
