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Sep 13

Notes to Ryan Stout 1

Ryan Stout is a very funny stand-up comedian.  He tours the U.S..  Robert Yasumura sometimes writes him notes or e-mails.  Occasionally, they will be reprinted here for your edification.

Written 12 September 2009:

“Mr. Stout - I hope you remember me from tonight’s comedy show. I was the guy pointing at his wife, saying, “You should use her!” You really shouldn’t have ignored me that way, because what I meant was, “You could have sex with my wife while I watch!” So, if you come back to Grand Rapids, remember to e-mail me, and I’ll borrow my brother’s strobe light so we can have a party. You’re a handsome man, and I’d be proud to watch you do it with my old lady under a strobe light. Thanks, Robert.”